So today we met our first luncher.
Where?- Green Park
Who?- Jesus (AKA Ralph Thompson)
We choose this guy totally based on the fact he looked like Jesus.
Within 2 minutes of chatting to him we found out that he is hanging out in Green Park because his JESUS MODELLING JOB has been cancelled. Seriously. And if we hadn't asked him to lunch with us we would never have ever known...
That is why this lunch thing is good, because people walking around have cool stories and funny things inside them that you never hear unless you stop and ask them for a sandwich. Like this guy had just been on the phone to someone in Mansfield- my hometown. And if I hadn't stopped for lunch with him I would never have known this. I'm pretty sure that little coincidences are going on all over the place, but you only find them if you stop and take the time.
Anyway back to Ralphy boy.
He's a zoologist with a PHD in emotions.
He has written 2 thesis' on Great Tits. Genuinely. Great Tits.
He's a vegetarian (ate a houmous and roasted vegetable sandwich...very slowly).
His favorite bird is the secretary bird (the only member of the stork family that are land predators).
His favorite person is a pole dancer called Jessica Gacott. Why? "Because she's simple and bendy". Nuff said.
So what did we learn from Ralph Thomson?
We learnt that people who look like Jesus aren't always Jesus but they might b odels who can give a pretty good sandwich conversation in a park.
Ralph chilling
Ralph's drawing of the infamous Jessica Gascott- we can't see why he fancies her. He was using her as his bookmark arrrr
Le sandwiche de Ralph
Ralph's sketches
No comments:
Post a Comment